charlie sheen

charlie sheen is a character played by charlie harper

in charlie harper's "my dick and me" tv series he plays an old masturbation addicted pianist that lives in his brother's house and tries to avoid masturbation by unpayed prostitution, he is married to berta the housemaid and has alcohol addiction, he is often blackmailed by his 20 yrs younger mother for oral intercourse. the whole series is about his queen feministic experiences with females and his narcism that was caused by sheen's exwife rose lynskey prostata experiments on him
charlie harper gets 1 000 000 per episode on MY DICK AND ME playing charlie sheen
charlie sheen signed his contract for another 3 seasons of MY DICK AND ME on 18th of may 2010 after rumors that supposed that charlie have ended the career
by i own someth May 22, 2010
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Legendary party animal. Gets the best drugs, booze, and porn whores money can buy. The hardest fucking partyer since Rick James, may he rest in peace (See, that shit'll catch up with you!)

Oh, also star of one of the highest rated tv shows, Two and a Half Men, and he made some halfway decent movies in the 80's.
Dude, I got my 8 ball and I'm meeting up with Buffy and Cindy tonight. I'm ready to get my Charlie Sheen on!
by Cagedape February 07, 2011
A drug that can only be consumed by Charlie Sheen himself. It is unavailable because of the damage it will do to you. It has face melting power and can cause death.
"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body" -Charlie Sheen
by sportsfan101990 March 01, 2011
When someone has been on a multi day cocaine drug and alcohol binge; bender.
Joey didn't make it to work on Monday. I heard he pulled a Charlie Sheen so it doesn't surprise me.
by Roddyrama February 04, 2011
Bagging a girl while intoxicated and paying for it and trying to bag her girlfriend or group of girlfriends at the same time and rate.
Sheila was really hot. After a round of sex, I tried to Charlie Sheen her girlfriends but they wouldn't take the "spare change" I had.
by Dennis Dragon August 17, 2006
Throwing a 36-hour house party with a pornstar, in which you watch 3-hours worth of porn, only to critique it and do a suit-case of cocaine, collapsing and being rushed to a hospital. You then spend the next couple of days of your life in rehab trying to put the pieces back together.
Anthony: Yo what happened bro? I haven't seen you in a month! Last time I saw you, you locked yourself in a room with a porn star carrying a suit case.

Henry: Yeah man, I still don't remember what happened! That's what I get for pulling off a Charlie Sheen...
by HeaDak3 February 01, 2011
A drug so powerful, if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
I am on a drug called Charlie Sheen. I made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, and Richards just look like droopy-eyed armless children.
by A Guy Named Rhino February 28, 2011
Noun: The reflective, glistening coat of lube or bodily fluid left on genitals after sex.
1. After making love, he proudly walked through the apartment naked, showing off his charlie sheen.

2. Already late for work, she jumped in the shower, washed away the charlie sheen, and got dressed.
by 2andahalf4life April 29, 2010
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