10 definitions by pureglaucoma
A word brought into this terrestrial realm by Charlie Sheen, and used primarily by Gnarly Gnarlingtons.
I was banging 7-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll... It was just pure and complete gnarlyisms.
by pureglaucoma April 28, 2011
When one approaches a no U-turn sign, but must turn around regardless, so they make a left into a parking lot and go around, forming a D.
Girl: Fuck i missed the restaurant and i can't make any U-turns on this road!
Guy: Just make a D-turn.
Girl: wtf is a D-turn?
Guy: DAMN LOOK IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY. MUST YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING?
Girl: I'm sorry...
Guy: It's ok, just let me drive and give me some car head and we'll get there.
Guy: Just make a D-turn.
Girl: wtf is a D-turn?
Guy: DAMN LOOK IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY. MUST YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING?
Girl: I'm sorry...
Guy: It's ok, just let me drive and give me some car head and we'll get there.
by pureglaucoma September 15, 2010
When two people (usually guys) start talking about Call of Duty, exchange gamertags or whatever the hell PS3 calls it, and set a definitive time to play. Easier to arrange than normal dates.
Mac: Hey what are you gonna be doing after work?
Tod: Just got that Black Ops son.
Mac: NO SHIT?? Me too, XBOX or PS3??
Tod: XBOX 360 all the way dude.
Mac: Oh dude give me your gamertag and we'll rape some cats later.
Tod: It's a call of du-date.
Mac: Ok fag, hit me up later.
Tod: Just got that Black Ops son.
Mac: NO SHIT?? Me too, XBOX or PS3??
Tod: XBOX 360 all the way dude.
Mac: Oh dude give me your gamertag and we'll rape some cats later.
Tod: It's a call of du-date.
Mac: Ok fag, hit me up later.
by pureglaucoma January 5, 2011
When one is surfing for pornography on the internet and unintentionally stumbles upon transvestite porn, they have been tranbushed. Initial shock effects that occur when one has been severely tranbushed can include but are not limited to; permanent psychosis, life long abstinence, loss of consciousness, cardiac arrest, projectile vomiting, and limp dick.
1) Billy went on his dad's computer to look at adult entertainment but was tranbushed and he instantly fainted. He awoke 6 hours later to a very disappointed father.
by pureglaucoma July 1, 2010
Hot girl seen in adjacent vehicle in traffic. Common cause for fender benders. Identifiable by a very hot face.
by pureglaucoma September 15, 2010
The final crumbs in a bag of chips, which accumulate in the corner of the bag. Undoubtedly the best part of the bag of chips.
by pureglaucoma February 1, 2011
A joint that is comprised of the roaches of other joints. Makes for superb smokage. The roach that comes from the "roach joint" itself is a "grandfather roach", a bit of weed that has somehow survived two joints. Hence, a "grandfather joint" is in turn a joint rolled, comprised of grandfather roaches, and just a delight to smoke with your buddies.
Stonerman 1: We're fucking out of weed?!?
Stonerman 2: Well we still got those roaches.
Stonerman 1: Well shit...
(10 minutes later)
Stonerman 1: Let's roll a roach joint!
Stonerman 2: Well we still got those roaches.
Stonerman 1: Well shit...
(10 minutes later)
Stonerman 1: Let's roll a roach joint!
by pureglaucoma March 5, 2011