la feminal who gets wasted after two shots of vodka, flashes her tits on facetime then continues to pass out next to a treee. she’s about 2ft tall and likes to say she’s taller (but everyone knows she’s just wearing black airforces to increase her height). she’s always the smelliest one out of her group and likes to pretend to be a fairy while dancing in only her underwear. she had gotten high once and now is traumatised by the word “banana”. she a real cutie <3
stinky charlene
by chazybates May 31, 2020
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An Awesome song by the finnish band, Lordi.
off the album "deadache" the song is about a young girl, called Charlene who suddenly disappears without a trace and the description of the village without her hence "The playground is forsaken, cold and greying," meaning that she was the light of the village.
rocker1 "dude did you hear that Lordi song "Missing miss charrlene"?

rocker 2 " yeah it's a brilliant song ,i have the lyrics in my pocket"
Now there was something about her
She made the villagers smile
How could anybody wanna hurt her
And wanna make her mommy cry

Angels high
The devil now walks amongst manking
Heavens high
A lock of golden hair was all that's left behind
She's outta sight

Whatever happened to the little lady
In the darkness she's forever waiting
The light is gone but hope is never fading
Where could she be - dear missing miss Charlene

The playground is forsaken, cold and greying
The silence muting all the nightbirds wailing
These woods are heartless and there's no escaping
Where could she be - dear missing miss Charlene

A monster stole dear Charlene for good

Taking pitchforks and torches
Hunting down the one they will blame
They are obsesses to see the smoking scorches
Forgetting little miss Arcane

These shady woods belie forbidden secrets
The swings are moving by themself at sunset
Her golden hair is tangled, skin is all wet
Where could she be - dear missing miss Charlene

There is something buried in my backyard
The dogs are crazy, they are digging real hard
If they dig enough they might go too far
But she's not there, she and her golden hair
No, she's not there

A monster stole dear Charlene
by Metalfan 2010 November 3, 2010
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The tradition where every Wednesday you and you friend ditch a girl named charlen after cooking class
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A Charlene Burkitten is someone who is homosexual. They are usually obsessed with a male video game character with white hair and dedicate their life to buying every Fortnite cosmetic there is.
See that person right there? They’re a Charlene Burkitten.
by Ratatattatlol February 19, 2022
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