Tom: I fucked a big un last night!

Bob: Dude, why? I know you can pull better ass than that.

Tom: Sometimes you gotta give to charity my friend.
by bluebuffalo November 7, 2006
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A very beautiful girl with many talent. has an amazing laugh and beautiful golden hair. loves to play video ames. uasually has a friend named morgan. love a charity.
by Iknowwhouare April 20, 2018
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1.Having sex with any woman over the age of 35.
2.Having sex with a fat chick.
3.Having sex with a single mother.
Ahmad Rashad & Bryant Gumbel divorce their wives...and marry old
picked over White chix.Genius!Charity work at it's best.
by TIGERSTRIPE May 29, 2006
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The over rated corrupt political hell spawn of an "helpful and friendly place" made from the foul and amoral government to mind control famous innocent souls to do their brainwashing bidding for their sinful funds and to torture those who dare to say or think the truth.
Youtuber (Markiplier): I dyed my hair pink for charity!
The Government: *proceeds to brutally molest innocent children*
The CIA: *proceeds to hypnotize the poor to shoot innocent kids at school*
The FBI: *proceeds to make up bullshit about mental illnesses and charity helping those in need*
The ATF: * proceeds to give the hypnotized firearms and explosives, while making alcohol cause psychopathic behavior*

The DHS: *proceeds to hire terrorists to scare the people and play the victim role*
The NRC: *proceeds to purposely make nuclear plant accidents to cause death*
by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 19, 2023
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A movement to reduce the funding of charitable organizations, using means such as legislative measures or philosophical arguments to discourage private charitable donations.

The term is modeled after the concept of "War on X" popularized by several former U.S. presidents, including Lyndon B. Johnson's "War on Poverty" and George Bush's "War on Terror".
"The plan to cut allowable tax deductions for charitable donations makes it appear the government has launched a War on Charity."

"That article about the selfish motives of giving are part of that magazine's War on Charity."
by caewwtduh April 2, 2009
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The act of helping out a friend by letting him get a brief insertion into your girlfriend/hookup.
No worries, I'll let you get a charity dip with my girl.
by geneticlyperfct April 18, 2011
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