Chariots of Fire 

The act of sprinting to the crapper when you feel the burning diarrhea in your colon about to explode.

"Yesterday in school I had the biggest Chariots of Fire."
"I no you ran over me."

Chariots of Fire by Antonio January 16, 2005

Chariots of fire 

The ultimate sexual act between a man and a woman, when the man dumps gasoline all over himself, lights himself on fire, and then runs down a flight of stairs carrying the woman with his mankong in her vag the whole time.

dude c-wigga did a chariots of fire on this bitch last night and now he looks like the mummy

Chariots of fire by peckerwoody February 20, 2009

Chariot of Fire 

Pronunciation: 'char-E-&t / 'äv / 'fIr

Named so for it's resemblance to a Spartan riding his chariot. The act of sodomy using Tabasco Sauce lubricant.
(Note: For authenticity, employ riding crop as spanking implement)

When asked if the pillow was for hemorrhoids, Sheila replied "No, my husband gave me the 'Chariot of Fire' last night.

Chariot of Fire by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005