n.) A chaffing of the thighs primarily located on the upper region of the legs where the legs meet the torso. It is caused by friction from the rubbing together of fat peoples thighs.
Harry rubs a glob of vaseline on his taint every morning. Eventhough he feels like he shit himself for the first few hours of the day, at least he won't get chapped gap.
by John Stone Productions August 27, 2008