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Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier
Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.
Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.
Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!
Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!
Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009
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ear chandelier
A long, dangling earring that contains long strands of shiny metal and/or gemstones. Very much adds to a woman's look, and frames her face and smile.
ear chandelier by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014
not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier
as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"
boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier by Uncle Dimma March 16, 2013
Chandel
A wonderful woman with a big heart. Generous, loyal and fair. Down to earth with a wicked sense of humor. An awesome friend and fantastic lover.
Chandel by Australia8 April 16, 2011
Chaniel
A guy who has a shy, yet charming personality. Chaniel is someone who you can trust 100% with your life. They are the most truthful and kind person you'll ever meet. At times their honesty can be brutal, but they never intend to inflict any pain on to others. Chaniel is the type of guy to check up on you if you're going through a messy breakup. He's the type of guy to shower you in compliments to make sure you never think you're ugly again. They think very low of themselves when they are honestly perfect. Chaniel's dont just have amazing personalities, they are the cutest guys you'll ever see. Chaniel's have that cute "I must protect you with every fiber in my body" kind of look. Every Chaniel deserves the world. They are the person who pushes you to strive to be the very best you can be. They offer very good emotional comfort and are the perfect best friend/lover/sibling you could ever have.
Chaniel by ragingpisskink September 10, 2020
Golden Chandelier
Ya Mothah begged Monny, Billy, Scott and I to drink more tawnic so we could Golden Chandelier her face.
Golden Chandelier by Crystal METTH March 10, 2015
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"