One of a hispanic mom's most lethal weapons. It can track you. It will find you, and it will kill you. The military has put a ton of money to discover the science of the Chancla.
Kid: MAMA! COMPRAME LA PS5 AHORA!
mom: *proceeds to take off her chancla*
Kid: MAMA, NO! *runs*
mom: *throws chancla*
*misses*
*comes back and hits the kid running to the other side of the store*
kid: fucking dies
mom: *proceeds to take off her chancla*
Kid: MAMA, NO! *runs*
mom: *throws chancla*
*misses*
*comes back and hits the kid running to the other side of the store*
kid: fucking dies
by mexican idiot May 30, 2022
Man my grandma almost killed me when the fat bitch though her chancla at my head it about slit me in half.
by Big_dick_boy January 16, 2020
A weapon of mass destruction that can eliminate anyone and is wielded by Mexican mom who is accident at this time.
by Gjlhgf February 9, 2018
Example 1:
Joey: Yesterday i got a 2006 White Scion tC, and im so excited!!!!
Pablo: EWWWWW d00d a white one? That shit is chancla as fuck
Example 2:
Will: Have you been to that restaurant PHO YOU?
Tommy: Yeah d00d that place is chancla as fuuuuck, their food is all chancla, and to top it off their waiters are chancla aswell!!!!!
Joey: Yesterday i got a 2006 White Scion tC, and im so excited!!!!
Pablo: EWWWWW d00d a white one? That shit is chancla as fuck
Example 2:
Will: Have you been to that restaurant PHO YOU?
Tommy: Yeah d00d that place is chancla as fuuuuck, their food is all chancla, and to top it off their waiters are chancla aswell!!!!!
by POLYESTER1 March 5, 2007
by igod333 June 2, 2017
What Mexicans use to throw at their kids. If your parents have never thrown a Chancla at you. Then you never had a childhood.
Friend "Dude why is your eye black? Did you get beat up. "
Me" no my mom nailed me with a chancla yesterday after i told her i got a girl l pregnant,"
Friend "Damm"
Me" no my mom nailed me with a chancla yesterday after i told her i got a girl l pregnant,"
Friend "Damm"
by Tight_pussy January 10, 2014
is a flip flop used by a mexican female to beat their child or husband for doing something that angers her.
Friend, "Hey, why are you limping?"
Husband, "She cought me with the nanny and beat me with the chanclca."
or
Run!! Mom's drunk and she's got the chancla!!
Husband, "She cought me with the nanny and beat me with the chanclca."
or
Run!! Mom's drunk and she's got the chancla!!
by ilovepeople January 2, 2008