when you want something that is unattainable you want a Cleveland championship. wanting in one hand and shitting in the other. and waiting for the want hand to fill up more than all the shit.
a scorn to someone who wants something unattainable. a way to make someone realize they are wishing for to much.
a scorn to someone who wants something unattainable. a way to make someone realize they are wishing for to much.
Dude I'm so gonna bang Megan Fox tonight.
yeah and there is going to be a Cleveland championship to.
Dad when I grow up I'm gonna buy you and mom a house.
yeah right son, and there will be a Cleveland championship.
hey man I just gave that chic my number, I bet she calls me tonight.
Yeah right that's a Cleveland championship scenario.
yeah and there is going to be a Cleveland championship to.
Dad when I grow up I'm gonna buy you and mom a house.
yeah right son, and there will be a Cleveland championship.
hey man I just gave that chic my number, I bet she calls me tonight.
Yeah right that's a Cleveland championship scenario.
by uncle lester July 23, 2010
mental state when a person is so focused on a goal, he or she performs at a skill level not thought possible.
by mlmintampa December 15, 2008
A State of which someone is so totally spaced out on low quality drugs that they will phone their mates at 3 in the morning, spouting words of which have no relevance to anything.
'aaahm, flur- chapp- chammpion TABLES!! No, Tables!! You're not gettiin' me, bro. Championship Tabled! TA - Ables!'
by The Original Mason September 9, 2011
A gesture by which one who posseses a scrotum and testicles threads the scrotum between the middle and ring finger and then over the ring finger. The testicle is rested on top of the ring finger then finally the skin under the ring finger is pinched against the thumb. Thusly achieving the effect of a ring with a large stone set in place on top of it.
"Bow down and kiss the ring bitch"
"I made her kiss the ring"
"I show'dem the ring"
"He missed the last shot of the game because I showed him my championship ring".
"I made her kiss the ring"
"I show'dem the ring"
"He missed the last shot of the game because I showed him my championship ring".
by Mark Ryan and Mark McNulty December 21, 2007
A football player in england who has the skill and determination to play the game well, but lacks the composure, quality and flair to play in the english top flight, hence they are only good enough to play in the 2nd flight "the championship"
Football Commentator "I have no idea why sunderland signed that Paul McShane, he is not good enough for the premiership. Championship player at best"
by Footballerofthefuture July 28, 2008
by dave fucknuckle April 1, 2008
Pulling from it's wrestling origins, this title can be earned by sleeping with 5 different women or men in one week.
Tim: "Alyssa, Robin, Sarah, Nicole, and Brie makes 5. And it's only Tuesday!"
Announcer: "And your winner, and new holder of the intercontinental championship, Tim!"
Announcer: "And your winner, and new holder of the intercontinental championship, Tim!"
by Tim Dalfton October 8, 2014