Chambersburg Area Senior High School, colloquially known as CASHS, is a school located in Chambersburg, Pennsylvania. Activities are typical. Sports include attempts at football, basketball, and your occasional Woo-Hoo in the bathrooms. The school band and color guard are actually pretty good at what they do. Scholarly pursuits at the school are met with either encourangement or hindrances. Some teachers are good at their jobs and are friendly; others are hated for their reputation of being a hard-ass. The amount of homework and projects you are tasked seems to depend on how the teacher's day is going. As for student life, it is mostly typical, although there's underlying racial tension and a shitload of bullying that the staff just cant seem to notice. You'll come to find that a vast majority of the population is made up of hicks. These hicks are your wannabe-cowboy, flannel-wearin, mullet-sportin, pornstache-showin, Confederate-flag-flyin, big-truck-little-dick-drivin type of rednecks. Their brash and not-so-subtle nature makes them undesirable, but you mostly want to punch them in the face because why not. On the complete opposite end, you have the E-boys and E-girls, who are pretty similar themselves: they all play the same video games and watch the same shows. They usually sport an extremely unnatural hair dye and a desire to shit on Trump's desk. In conclusion, this school is a shithole that should not exist at all, and would be better off as a pile of ashes.
The only thing you'll miss from Chambersburg Area Senior High School is either your dignity, your virginity, or your innocence. It all sucks.
by tHatgUyfRomcBurg April 25, 2020
Down in Chambersburg, Pennsylvania there isn’t much to do, besides the nightly car meets at 2 am in the Walmart parkinglot, roller skating and smoking meth, but accidentally getting fentanyl instead.
by Cburgstoner February 17, 2023