Chalamius 

One who makes excessive use of smilies to express themselves in email, IM and to a lesser extent when spoken to in person. Can be compared to Gin Ichimaru from the animé Bleach or the Joker.

<Lawyer> I am sorry to tell you that your father has just passed away
<Chalamius> D:
<Lawyer> Please sign these documents
<Chalamius> o_O
<Lawyer> He has left you £200,000 worth of assets in his will.
<Chalamius> XD

Chalamius by ins3 December 19, 2008

calamis

Derivation of calm. Referring to anything positive, cool or impressive.

You see that girl over there? She is so calamis!

calamis by davemoench October 23, 2018

chalametsexual 

Being solely and only attracted to Timotheé Chalamet OR being attracted to girls with the exception of Timotheé Chalamet.

"Ugh I'm so done with these boys, none of them are like Timmy."

"Antonia, I think you're chalametsexual!"

chalametsexual by Cherryapplepop June 16, 2020

chadamis

Chadamis is a beautiful woman.

“OMG!! She is such a Chadamis!”
“Hat ass sou eng chadamis”

chadamis by rafaelb214 December 9, 2020

Calamus 

A Bird character from oneshot.

Calamus:Alula is my sister, I can't lose her...

Calamus by Calamusbird September 11, 2023

Chalamps 

Chalamps <noun> Synonyms: Anything you want

"Chalamps" is a non-word. It represents whatever you want it to. Most often the listener/ listeners in your conversation will derive from it whatever meaning he/she wills. Please see the example for further clarity.

Please note the following examples are all tried and tested:

Two people talking. One guy wants to leave.

"Hey man I gotta get going I've got a Chalamps, and it can't wait."

"Oh, er, ok... Cool. Later"

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The point of Chalamps is to use it to achieve whatever goal you desire, conversationally. It works especially well when harassed by salesmen. They will never admit they do not understand the word, so instead let you go, feeling awkward:

Girl selling drinks:

"Hey guys do you wanna buy a shot of patrone?"

"I'm sorry love, my throat's burning because I've got a chalamps and Patrone would just aggravate it."

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Chalamps should be used to stimulate your creativity further as you become more adept at using it:

"Hey man, you can't park here!"

"Oh no it's fine, I spoke to Peter, and he told me if I came to drop off the Chalamps before 12 or after 1, I could, but had to make it quick otherwise the Chloon elasticity would degrade, obviously."

Chalamps by Adabisi, the violent July 1, 2010

The chlamids 

Chlamydia but like yk chlamids

“Broski I fucked Chadwick last week and now I have the chlamids”

The chlamids by Chlamidsgotmegood February 7, 2019