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Chairpit 

A Chairpit is when a group of people (mainly classmates) force a fellow peer in to the center of the room or a corner and the person is surrounded by chairs causing them to be trapped in a pit. This works most effectively when the supervisor is not present also, for an official "Chairpit" the victims peers must chant "Chairpit" repeatedly. This causes extreme humiliation and more enjoyable.

Note the chairs being used for the pit must exceed more than ten and they must be forced into the pit for it to be considered an official "Chairpit"
Put him in the Chairpit! Chairpit! Chairpit! Chairpit!
Chairpit by Nick Digi June 18, 2010
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ChairPillowPolo 

A sporting event invented at UNL LeaderShape 2008. The rules are complicated, but easy to understand. All you need to play is a chair, a pillow, and four balloons. Scoring is based on the amount of fun, and points are taken off for trying too hard. Leaving the chair, tossing the pillow or popping the polo balloon are all considered trying too hard. One can use the pillow to wail on someone, but only in the "Safe Zone." The game is done when all the balloons are popped, or sufficient fun has been had.
Andy: Josh, you just tried too hard at ChairPillowPolo.

Josh: What the Eff? I was in the "Safe Zone."
ChairPillowPolo by LeaderShape March 18, 2008
Related Words

charpity 

1. to reply to something in a positive manner
2. a word popular among the x-box live gaming community
3. can be used for a replacement of almost any word

Chairity 

Chairity is my sister and she is lame
Chairity by big'o's February 16, 2009

chairitory

The personal space (including your seat) that you stake claim to as a result of purchasing a ticket. Your personal space when flying on an airplane, riding on a bus/train or attending a movie/concert/sporting event, etc.
Steve wanted to bitch slap Dan for hogging the armrest and invading his chairitory on their flight to Vegas.
chairitory by Golden Vanilla October 11, 2011

chairity 

A non-profit organization dat collects and distributes used/unwanted furniture to sit on.
Since our kids grew up and moved out, we seldom have very many people sitting around the dinner-table, so I think I'll donate the extra seats to chairity.
chairity by QuacksO November 16, 2020
the most amazing person in existence, also their art is incredible
DO YOU KNOW CHIRPITY?
HELL YEAH
chirpity by kuma the beloved November 22, 2021