Chafede 

An absolute shithead, likes to try and steal your customers and is an utter man-made catastrophe.

You think I dont notice what you're up to? You filthy chafede, I caught you!

I was walking up the creek this-morning and I saw some absolute monger sitting near the stream pumping hotties, nek minut hes choking on the smoke, what a bloody chafede !

Hey there, Mitch, you fucking chafede.

Chafede by Chafede Inventer.com May 12, 2019

chafed

1. Occurs when the ass cheek buns rub together causing severe friction burn to the inner bum region. Usually occurs when crack is sweating and dries up very fast. A red burning sensation is felt.

2. Occurs when the ball bag rubs gainst the inner thigh causing the same red burning sensation mentioned above.

NOTE: Never put GoldBond powder on a chafed area. This will cause intense burning and make you what to rip your balls off.

I was fucking running hard from the cops last night but I got so chafed I had to run bow-legged and they caught me. SHHHIET!

chafed by bt February 20, 2003

chafed penis 

when you masturbate so much that your dick becomes flaky and peely.

My penis hurt because it was chafed after masturbating for the past 4 hours with sandpaper glued to my hands.

chafed penis by www.howtobepunk.com January 7, 2005

Senator Lincoln Chafee 

A sexual situation wherein one partner (the one to whom the act is being performed) suddenly considers a change in position, but soon thereafter decides not to and then resumes sex. It is often characterized by an uncomfortable, bipartisan tension. Named after the Rhode Island Senator himself.

I was fuckin' my girlfriend in the ass last night when she suddenly pulled a Senator Lincoln Chafee on me. After we resumed, it just wasn't as good anymore

Senator Lincoln Chafee by ZagFag April 25, 2005

Chafee 

Idiot, Lunatic, Asshole

Used commonly in New England

That guy over there, he is such a chafee.

Chafee by koko342 November 3, 2010

G'chafed 

When your gchat fucks around and it makes you all angry and itchy.

Example 1)

Lucy "I'm so fucking G'chafed today!"
Sarah "Crabs?"
Lucy "Whut? No!!! Gchat is fucked again!"

Example 2) "Quit G'chafing me!"

G'chafed by catonspeed May 6, 2010

Beard chafed 

When you make out with someone with a beard and it chafs the skin of your chin off

Dude have you seen her chin, she got beard chafed

Beard chafed by Ab1357 June 5, 2015