The most controlling and manipulative thing you can be. He is usually a fantastic liar with a bad beard. He is unable to grow the balls and ask a girl out. He is a bona fide cunt. When texting, his usual response is "I don't know". He is a fake comic book fanatic and always gets his facts wrong.
by Charlotte Arlow Barlow June 24, 2011
Nigga with the longest dick in the crew who’s best pick up line is “Chop Me Up” and works every single time. Also referred as a Legend in the ranks of pimps.
by KaylaP143 November 24, 2018
yoo wassup hi
hiii you need something
no not really just came to say i think im a cesar lol
LOL NERD GET OUT
hiii you need something
no not really just came to say i think im a cesar lol
LOL NERD GET OUT
by NUTS4LIFE March 21, 2021
by Dr. asdf November 22, 2021
Cesar is a fucking bitch ass boy. Disloyal and disrespectful of everyone. If you meet a Cesar, STAY THE FUCK AWAY!! Never trust a Cesar. He is manipulative and uncaring. Although it doesn't seem like it in the beginning he will ruin your life.
by speakingfacts.fr June 11, 2020
A person who is a bit queerish and that can be total asshole. He sucks at tennis and licks my balls for a living.
by JRTee Man June 13, 2013
mexican jew that is so cheap he can't even pay for the company he bought. when he gets angry his eyes bulge out of his skull and his teeth grind like clutch. he beats his chest like a gorila then goes home and beats his gorilla wife. he thinks hes a big shot in his big dumb red truckkk but nobody gives a fuckkk. hes got more kids than a sock got holes. he wants a fortune but all he got was a cookie in emily.
by TTom May 8, 2012