A certificate slut is someone who continuously get cheap internet classes and certifies them self in different things in order to appear more intelligent than they are. A certificate slut pays for class after class in order to get their accomplishments and certificates posted on social media.
This certificate slut pays 14.99 for a class and thinks she's an expert on everything.

I never met a certificate slut before. She spent her whole paycheck on internet degrees that take two days to complete and then ours on their resume like they graduated Harvard.

Don't listen to that certificate slut. She only takes classes in order to be an expert on everything to impress guys into thinking she's smart.

A certificate slut has a banging body and is hot and yet no self esteem so she gets online certificates to make others think she has a brain.
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