Century Man

A man who has slept with at least one hundred different women over the course of his life.

Note: Sleeping with hookers, pre-teens, or family members does not count towards the title of "Century Man."

Dave: I just won the Pulitzer Prize for my new novel!

Jim: Yeah? Well I banged your girlfriend last night and now I'm a Century Man.

Dave: Damn... I wish I was as cool as you.

Century Man by a_pimp_among_pimps October 10, 2010

21st century schizoid man 

A song by a band called King Crimson. The song was released in 1969 along their first album in The Court of the Crimson King.

“21st century schizoid man is one of the better songs by King Crimson in some people’s opinion.”

21st century schizoid man by A skinny dude February 22, 2021

21st Century Schizoid Man 

A-one, two, three, four
Two, two, three
Cat's foot, iron claw
Neurosurgeons scream for more
Paranoia's poison door
21st century schizoid man
Blood rack, barbed wire

Politicians funeral pyre
Innocents raped with napalm fire
21st century schizoid man
Death seed, blind man's greed
Poets starving, children bleed
Nothing he's got, he really needs
21st century schizoid man

21st Century Schizoid Man by Death Menace May 2, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012