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The thing that all real men want.
The "Are you a real man?" test: Question 1) Do you want a cement mixer? Answer: YES! Bonus Question for those who got full marks, to seperate the men from the boys: Why do you want a cement mixer? Most manly answer: Don't know... I just do (or words to that effect) Acceptable answers: Anything that doesn't involve mixing of cement Least manly answer: Mixing cement Every now & again you meet an uber-man who has a cement mixer... Girls, always take this test into account when picking a boyfriend. Uber-man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer? Guy: No... Girl: *starting to realise she's made a mistake* Guy: I ALREADY GOT ONE!!! Real man: Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer? Guy: Yeah! Girl: Why? Guy: Don't know... would be cool! Failed man: Girl: So, do you want a cement mixer? Guy: No... wtf... (DUMPED) Sorry excuse for a man: Female dragon: So, Kwisli, do you want a cement mixer? Guy: Noo!!! I don't need a cement mixer, I can mix cement by hand!! (DUMPED AND CHAR-GRILLED) (For some reason I have to include the word CEMENT MIXERS in my example) |
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