The very dangerous creatures that lurk in the prisons of the United States, preying on young white inmates. Their origin is Africa but were introduced during colonization of the Americas.
Nick: I got nothing to worry about I'm just going to prison.

Tim: Unless you encounter a cell serpent

Nick: Oh shit...

Tim: Shitting will be easier...
by timmyv January 15, 2011
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