Sister: OmG Don'T teXT WhILe dRiVinG!!1one! (Cell Phone Ogre in form of sister)
Kid is following parents to camping grounds on an empty road.
Kid: *calls parents* Hey can we stop and get some food soon? I'm starv...
*Cell Phone Ogre (invisible to everyone) picks up the '73 Metallic Blue Slugbug and throws it into parents' pick-up. Kid dies.*