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Originates fom Latin Cultures, meaning Heavenly.
A beautiful guy. Everyone Says his looks have been carved by angels. His personality is the best that can be found worldwide. Gets along amazingly with everybody. Extremely great in a relationship. Especially in the bed as he has a monster penis that makes the girls scream for more. They gag for crazed, wild, monkey sex! Also his lovey dovey actions (cuddling and kissing) are lovely. An all round outstanding guy that everybody loves!
Celestino
Celestino by Zeus1995 August 3, 2010
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sassy Celestino 

Sassy Celestino is what we humans call a language arts teacher who tends to give “feedback” in a very sassy style
Mr. Celestino told Diego to stop being wrong, then we all replied “ sassy celestino

Derrick Celestino 

some WHACK wannabe gangster that wishes he was cooler than denette. =)
Derrick Celestino by moronic December 22, 2004

brianna celentino 

She is the best thing ever to of happened in your whole life. She is cute,smart,funny, and has a great heart. She is not like any other Brianna, she will always make you smile with her voice, jokes, and talkative personality; even when you have suffered the worst in the whole world. Like your parents death; or your abusive family. She will always make you smile and leave you happy at the end of the day. She is loyal, honourable, friendly, and very easy to get along with. if she rejects you 99.9% of the time you won't have a second chance unless she really cares and likes you. Never make dumb mistakes around her for she is very smart and will dump you even if she liked you at the beginning. She has a great, wonderful personality and you can always be yourself around her. At times she can be silent and avoid you if you did something wrong. But if you talk to her she will tell you everything. She is the greatest person in the whole world and if she likes you; she will be your rock, friend, and never let you go, be by your side, and support you. If you find a Brianna Celentino and like her go for it. Even if she eventually rejects you; you will never forget her and will always remember even the tiniest and smallest times and moments you were together. Never let her go and always be her friend; if you do that you will eventually win her heart.
See that girl over there? No why? Never let her go? Why? She's Brianna Celentino and one of a kind! Yep! She is!
A short homosexual racist Mexican with a chode
Celestino is fucking gay
Celestino by Bod23 April 4, 2019

To Celestino 

It's a verb To celestino is to eat people's leftovers either physical or actual food. It is a commonly used phrase in southern Africa where the founder Celestino dwells
Bro I hate that dude he wanted to celestino my food and girlfriend
To Celestino by Celestino Basera October 12, 2019

cementangary 

Stuck in an angry thought or feeling.
One must move beyond feelings of hostility and resentment or else risk becoming cementangary.
cementangary by Joie D June 12, 2007