The specific terror or anxiety you feel when a famous person’s name is trending on twitter and your heart drops. That specific moment before you find out if they’re dead or racist or both and then when you find out they’re alive you tweet a relieved reaction picture and say “Me!”
“Guy Fieri was trending on Twitter and I thought the cholesterol had finally come for him, but it was just a Celebriscare! He’s just promoting his new ice cream line, “Frosted Tip and Dots”.”
by busstress98mf August 29, 2019