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celebracon 

bacon (preferably high quality bacon) eaten to celebrate a life event or holiday.
yay I somehow passed that class! time for some celebracon!
celebracon by cnkohyfub August 1, 2013

Celebation 

Lonely momentous occasion warranting an orgasm, but lacking a secondary participant.
"I got the new job. Too bad I don't know anyone in this town so I opened a bottle of wine, turned on some porn, and had my own celebation".
Celebation by PantsofCorn June 3, 2011

celebrony 

A celebrity with no discernable talent who only receives attention ironically
Paris Hilton, Ally Hilifiger, and the entire Real World Cast.
celebrony by rx277 December 4, 2003

Celebating 

The act of a celeberity masturbating
"was that a video of Celebating?"
Celebating by BobitaLovesBob April 17, 2015

celebacne 

Young celebrities who are paid insane amounts of money for endorsement of acne products such as Proactiv ®. Notables who have benefited include Julianne Hough,Katie Perry,Avril Lavigne,Mandy Moore,Jenna Fischer,Jennifer Berry,Melissa Claie Egan,Jennifer Love Hewitt,and Justin Bieber.
Proactiv® has a celebacne offer of a free Justin Bieber locker poster!!!!
celebacne by wolfbait51 November 21, 2011
A person famous for being famous. There’s no discernible reason for everyone knowing them, and they aren’t usually famous for skills, talents or any products.

They’re just famous for being famous.
“OMG it’s KIM KARDASHIAN!!!”
“...Why is she even famous?”
“Um...because she’s a celebrity?”
“She’s more of a celebuton.”
Celebuton by xEddieMunsterx July 27, 2018