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Cecilos
The pair name for Carlos and Cecil from the podcast Welcome to Night Vale. Carlos is Night Vale's most valued scientist. Cecil is the radio host of Welcome to Night Vale. They are a canon couple (and not to mention, completely adorable).
Person 1: Have you listened to the most recent Night Vale?
Person 2: Yeah! I totally ship Cecilos! Aren't they cute?
Person 2: Yeah! I totally ship Cecilos! Aren't they cute?
Cecilos by A Frequent Night Vale Listener December 21, 2013
Ceiling Bird
"I went to Deshaun's place yesterday and his ceiling birds keep chirping. How can he keep ignoring that."
Ceiling Bird by Rashid Ali August 5, 2023
Ceiling Titty
Ceiling Titty by M-Deezy Enterprises October 5, 2013
Word of the Day on June 27, 2024
Cecilia
Cecilia. She can mean so many things. Quiet and introverted. Loud and extroverted. They can't all be defined so easily. They are free spirits. They don't trust easily so if they open up (with the truth) that most likely means that they trust you and they want to get to know you better as well. She's actually very intelligent. She loves to laugh and play around with the people she loves. She might be feeling down sometimes but she is always there for you if you need her. She might not always act kind and caring but she truly does want YOU to feel good and be happy. Don't take advantage of her, once you hurt her deeply she is not so easily gotten back. Treat her kindly and with respect and she will do the same.
Cecilia by Ancientempress November 6, 2019
Ceiling Bird
(Noun.) A constantly chirping(hence why they are birds,) smoke detector which is usually mounted on the ceiling, perhaps unbeknownst to its owner that it is indeed in need of a new battery.
These entities appear to be found vastly disproportionately in the dwelling places of those of African descent, for reasons researchers are still trying to discover. Possible theories include:
a.) The people in question are simply too lazy to do the few minutes of work to get a step ladder and to change the battery.
b.)They are not forward-thinking enough to keep extra 9v batteries in storage, therefore a trip to the store is required. The ceiling bird keeper is subsequently either too lazy to go the store, or too cheap to want to pay for a new battery.
c.) The chirping/beeping is simply drowned out by the cacophony of other sounds - loud/poorly behaved children, loud music, TV, constant yelling, etc. Thus the owner is unaware of the problem in the first place or has learned to just tune out the chirping.
These entities appear to be found vastly disproportionately in the dwelling places of those of African descent, for reasons researchers are still trying to discover. Possible theories include:
a.) The people in question are simply too lazy to do the few minutes of work to get a step ladder and to change the battery.
b.)They are not forward-thinking enough to keep extra 9v batteries in storage, therefore a trip to the store is required. The ceiling bird keeper is subsequently either too lazy to go the store, or too cheap to want to pay for a new battery.
c.) The chirping/beeping is simply drowned out by the cacophony of other sounds - loud/poorly behaved children, loud music, TV, constant yelling, etc. Thus the owner is unaware of the problem in the first place or has learned to just tune out the chirping.
*beep*...*beep*...*beep*
Man #1: sheeeeeit mayne, dem ceiling birds at it again, what da fuck!?
Man #2: relax dude, it's just the smoke detector warning you it needs a new 9v battery.
Man #1: sheeeeeit mayne, dem ceiling birds at it again, what da fuck!?
Man #2: relax dude, it's just the smoke detector warning you it needs a new 9v battery.
Ceiling Bird by nightbang September 1, 2023
Tashi Ceiling
"I was playing some Reach last night and I kept hitting the Tashi Ceiling."
"That sucks man, I was cleansing bk's all night."
"That sucks man, I was cleansing bk's all night."
Tashi Ceiling by Mike Dongblain June 17, 2012
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Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026