by Roshan Optimus Prime February 21, 2006
a tossed salad that has white dressing all over it.
AKA Manually spreading your partners butt cheeks and licking the area between their sexual organ and anus after semen has been applied.
AKA Manually spreading your partners butt cheeks and licking the area between their sexual organ and anus after semen has been applied.
by PTGJB February 27, 2008
A steamy ceaser occurs when performing a hot lettuce and the female assumes the hiking position and prepares to receive the dressing. The Male positions himself behind and quickly and forcefully empties an entire bottle if ceaser dressing into the woman's anus. Immediately following, the woman sits on his erect penis and bounces vigorously, in order adequately toss the internal salad. Once both parties believe the ceaser is adequately mixed, the woman stands above the man's face and releases it eloquently into his open mouth. The woman then finalizes this masterpiece by forcefully shoving a fist full of croutons in the man's face while shouting "Hail Ceaser".
While in the emergency room Sally's doctor asked "can you tell me what happened here?" To which she replied "well sir, this was my first steamy ceaser."
by CEASER THE BUTT WARRIOR November 22, 2018
the act of putting a glass rod down your urethra and bending it like a glowstick and jerk off on a ghost and then consume yourself
I DID THE DIRTY CEASER ON YOUR MOM
by john wilkes booth 2 March 28, 2022
I am almost positive the Romans didn't believe in the "Ceaser Wrap", disease was a common thing in ancient Rome.
by Michigan January 26, 2007
1) When the government or government officals destroys your property or assets and you have to pay for any damages, repairs, legal costs and any further government taxes to do with said property or assets.
2) Where the government legally aquires your property without permission and destroys it in order to make way for a highway or another government owned structure.
This word was made famous when Marcus Licinius Crassus who came from a wealthy roman family created the first fire brigade in Rome and would have hundreds of men on hand to help put out the flames. Unfortunatly the firemen refused to help without gaining at least a third of the price of the property, these deals were usually made whilst the property was burning.
Augustus Ceaser adopted this Idea and built his own fire brigade where he would burn down other peoples properties and then claim them as damaged goods which could be legally aquired by Augustus Ceaser.
2) Where the government legally aquires your property without permission and destroys it in order to make way for a highway or another government owned structure.
This word was made famous when Marcus Licinius Crassus who came from a wealthy roman family created the first fire brigade in Rome and would have hundreds of men on hand to help put out the flames. Unfortunatly the firemen refused to help without gaining at least a third of the price of the property, these deals were usually made whilst the property was burning.
Augustus Ceaser adopted this Idea and built his own fire brigade where he would burn down other peoples properties and then claim them as damaged goods which could be legally aquired by Augustus Ceaser.
Government: Excuse me sir we have aquired your home to make way for a highway with tolls
Joe Blow: What Ive been living on this land for fifty years you can't do that
Government: Is it a bird is it plane, no It's Ceaser's Fire brigade now piss off.
Joe Blow: What Ive been living on this land for fifty years you can't do that
Government: Is it a bird is it plane, no It's Ceaser's Fire brigade now piss off.
by blashada October 19, 2012
by RevJJ January 7, 2017