Ccosmonaut 

The Ccosmonaut is the beautifully fiery pint sized jewel of the west country. Also known as Duvets, Momo, Moarweiner and variations thereof- Ccosmonaut is witty, hilarious and sexually confused. The Ccosmonaut is always the life of the party. Having spent a substantial amount of the last two years bonding, when online she is often found conversing with Jinxieminx, Phlyarologist, Claireapillar and canoodling with Lovebullets behind Njord's back.

Jinxieminx; Dude, I had a dream last night that you were cheating on Justin with Ccosmonaut.

Lovebullets; Baby, that's no dream, that's reality.

Ccosmonaut by Jinxieminx November 27, 2011

Filthy Cosmonaut 

Originating from a filthy astronaut, this move begins in the doggy style position. Just before "blast-off" tightly secure a plastic bag over your partner's head as you move to face to face with her. Next, strike her about the head hard enough that she begins to see stars--we call this move the "Hammer & Sickle." Then firmly pie-face her back onto the bed so she is lying on her back. Now release your Siberian Splooge across her eyes and she will see nothing but the Milky Way. Then immediately take a celebratory shot of chilled Stoli Vodka, and without swallowing, spit it in your partners face for a Cold War ending.

Lisa: That new Russian exchange student, Svetlana is walking funny today.

Steve: Yeah I know. I gave her a sick-ass Filthy Cosmonaut last night.

Lisa: USA! USA!

Filthy Cosmonaut by $ad-Lo April 16, 2011

cosmonaut 

A Russian astronaut.

"We Americans have astronauts, and the Russians have cosmonauts. No real difference."
-me

cosmonaut by Dave September 13, 2004

cackpipe cosmonaut 

A slang, light-hearted term for a homosexual.

'Terry's gay, y'know...'
'Get out! How do you know?'
'I shagged him.'
'Get out!'
'Honest, dolly. He's 100% cackpipe cosmonaut.'

cackpipe cosmonaut by rxnxr October 17, 2009

cosmonaut 

An astronaut of Russia(or the former Soviet Union) is called a "cosmonaut". The word was derived from "kosmos"(universe) and "nautes"(sailor/navigator).

American space travelers are astronauts; Russian space travelers are cosmonauts; Chinese space travelers are taikonauts.

cosmonaut by DQ October 22, 2003

cackpipe cosmonaut 

A cackpipe cosmonaut is one who prefers to dock in the rear loading bay.

dale winton = cackpipe cosmonaut

cackpipe cosmonaut by no foreskin physicist April 16, 2010

Cosmonut 

n- Someone who is crazy about cosmopolitans.

Laura is such a cosmonut, she always buys cosmos from the bar!

Cosmonut by B-RODzz November 28, 2011