Omega Caveman

When you're so tired that your forehead feels as heavy as a caveman's forehead looks.

David: Yo, bro i got up so early today and I'm definitely feeling omega caveman right now, my forehead is soo heavy.
Buncie: Why did you go back to sleep?
David: My body didn't want to.

by UrbanDad420 November 14, 2020

Futuristic Caveman

A term describing people living in modern times with ancient knowledge but next-gen technologies.

Andre: To become a futuristic caveman, you have know the history of how video gaming came into existence.

by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017

Caveman Flipping

Consuming psychedelic mushrooms and beer, two very old forms of drugs found throughout human history

Jeff: Hey Cory, you ready to get fucked up BCE style?
Cory: fuck yeah dude, let’s do some good ol fashioned caveman flipping!

by Punch kickthrust May 7, 2021

caveman type

A man who is not neat and tidy. He doesn’t care if the home is neat or if it looks presentable.

The house is a mess but my husband is the caveman type so he doesn’t care.

by KRCM March 22, 2022

Caveman Spaghetti

Where a group of men gather in public eating spaghetti with their bare hands, wearing only loinclothes

Guy 1: “Do you want to come over for Caveman Spaghetti”

Guy 2: “Hell Yeah, I love eating spaghetti basically naked with a bunch of guys on some strangers porch”

by Make a religion out of this November 8, 2018