Cauf 

A Cauf is a particulary strong cocktail not to meddled with. Cauf stands for completely and utterly fucked. this is how you will feel after this cocktail.

one third export vodka, one third smirnoff ice, and one third midori, with a sprinkling of cinnamon. this will leave you bladdered mate.

Cauf by the cauf-meister August 24, 2003

Wanna (cauf cauf)

Continuous alarm unless for cunt asses under fuckeverybodycomatosisville

Wanna (cauf cauf)

shut that fucking thing cauf cauf

Wanna (cauf cauf) by Oh u didnt try to breastfeedme January 13, 2026

cole caufield

one hot hockey mf.

“who is the hottest player in the nhl?”
“has to be cole caufield obvi”

cole caufield by imboredasf January 9, 2022

cole caufield

a stud. montreal prospect number 1

Yo, did you saw that Cole Caufield goal last night?

cole caufield by wayne glensky May 2, 2021

Callum caufeild 

A gay fuck that loves a girl called Rania but my best friend so loving he is the type of person u find at the back of a strip club on gta 5 watching the bouncers

Defined as a “Callum caufeild the gay boy that wanks over gta 5 security guards

Callum caufeild by Jake binns April 13, 2020

holden caufield 

a discreet way of querying someone as to whether or not they're "holding" (weed) - referencing the protagonist of j.d. salinger's classic novel.

seeker: you holden caufield?

dealer: yeah.. what you need?

holden caufield by iaremsejr August 2, 2010

caufwoot  

caufwoot is a 'complete and utter fucking waste of our time". Something that is usually given to you by your boss to make him look good to someone else.
Pronounced "cauf" like coffee, and "woot" like toot.

"The boss says we have to do a full presentation to this client even though they have no money, what a caufwoot"

that was a caufwoot, I can't believe we had to do that.

I am using caufwoot in a sentence and this machine won't recognise it, what a caufwoot!

caufwoot by GRS August 1, 2007