Cattoni 

A gay douche bag that has no life and wants to be someone when he knows he cant.

Wow look at that cattoni trying to meet people.

Cattoni by Scrappy Fart July 26, 2009

Bumbo Cactoni 

A minecraft cactus persona of the legendary Mumbo Jumbo built by iskall85, who isn't as legendary, but still pretty cool. But neither compare to Bumbo Cactoni's legenariness. But beware his evil brother, Bumbo Weirdonia, and his legion of weird fans...

No! Mumbo! You killed Bumbo Cactoni! NO! You frickin' idiot! What have you done?

Bumbo Cactoni by guymanperson September 23, 2017

Castoning 

When you say someone is castoning, that person goes through 20 different names before remembering the other person's actual name. Also right before they get it right they grunt loudly

Person 1: Hey Lucian, uhhh, George, uhhh, Jar, uhhhh, Teius *GHAAAAAAAAA* , Nicu.

Person 2: What the hell was that.
Person 1: Oh I was just castoning

Castoning by Teo73 November 28, 2021

catton boys

the act of of raising your leg on a stool or chair and slapping/rubbing your inner thigh whilst exclaiming 'catton boys'.

Person 1: Hey look at that guy over there! He's got his leg on a stool!
Person 2: Maybe he is going to do a catton boys!

catton boys by ch33syxn1ps March 5, 2017

cattening 

a cattening is a event in the DEAD AHEAD discord server where people spam ca stickers repeatedly until it is stopped.

"@everyone it is time for hellstorm cattening join #hellstorm-cattening

cattening by ArcticPunk October 11, 2022

Catatonic Rat 

An insult that is the combination of calling someone one a rat and cat, which makes a combination of an even more effective insult.

Hilly: Sorry, I ate your lasagne from the fridge this morning
Maya: OMG, YOU'RE SUCH A CATATONIC RAT!!

Catatonic Rat by darkgrey2000 June 14, 2018

Cantoning

To utterly and totally destroy the punchline of a joke so as to make it completely devoid of any sort of humerous value. Often, the act of CantonING (the verb form) is funny, because the person who catoned the joke often is not aware they have done so.

This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.

"He totally Cantoned that joke."

Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"

Example 2:

Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."

Cantoning by Matthew & David Richard July 23, 2004