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Casagrande 

The casagrande has the personality equivalent to the f word, he is the result of when Donald Trump and Satan have unprotected sex. The casagrande spends his free time taking advantage of teenage hormonal emotions, telling them that they're not good enough at playing an instrument he has never picked up. He enjoys torturing musically inclined children by forcing them to play a song over and over again (exactly the same time) for 8 hours everyday for two weeks while in 90 degree weather while some of them are wrapped in metal instruments. This torture is also for the surrounding neighborhoods, (there's police complaints to prove it) due to the fact that they have to put up with it because their children are talented. But hey kids, he won trophies that are clearly displayed on top of the mantel of a 20 foot long window. Rumour has it that he shares 89% of the same genetic material of Adolf Hitler and he tried to join ISIS but they said "no thanks". If you ever cross paths with a casagrande, you better have a bible on hand and a playlist that saves you from the insecurities that will be inflicted into your soul. Basically a great teacher, but a terrible person.
I ate a double baked bean burrito today and had to casagrande real bad.
Casagrande by Onion soup October 25, 2016

CasualGrande

CasualGrande is a famous and kind arinator.
CasualGrande by Leitak80 March 13, 2022

Casa Grande 

Shitty town about 35 minutes south of Phoenix, AZ. Best known for having nothing fun to do ever and being the snowbird epicenter of the universe. If you're bored maybe see a movie in the dirty rat infested theater. Not your style? Try the redneck bowling lanes. Even better? Go find your favorite high school graduates kickin it with some freshman at Indian Hills.
Phoenix Kid 1: "Hey man there's a party in Casa Grande tonight!"
Phoenix Kid 2: "Where?"
Phoenix Kid 1: "Remember that one place we stopped to take a piss and you got herpes from the doorknob?"
Phoenix Kid 2: "Ohhhh, that's the place?"
Casa Grande by thearielle September 14, 2008

Casa Grande Highschool

A highschool in Petaluma, California, that's the only place where there are the same number of Latino's and white students, but still a small community of racists
Dude 1: "hey dude, we're playing Casa Grande Highschool tomorrow!"
Dude 2: "that place where they planned to have a pool but never did?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, the one that's recommended the same as analy"
Dude 2: "heh.. Anal..."

The Casagrandes 

The Casagrandes is a TV show based off of the sitcom The Loud House
person 1: yo bro did you see the new episode of the casagrandes?
person 2: yeah i saw it, it was awesome!
The Casagrandes by datbroneo September 4, 2020

casualgrande

Casual grande is a talented editor, filled with talent and hope. Inspiring others to be a better version of themselves.
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casualgrande by iloveclothes March 13, 2022