Cartersville 

Aka: Roachville

Aka: Hell

If going through Cartersville, bring Raid. Also, don't go.

Cartersville by IShouldKno-2old4thissh*t September 30, 2020

Cartersville 

A piece of crap town defined by its number of Waffle Houses, quantity of inbreeding, guests on Jerry Springer and substandard educational system both in-town and in-county. Consider taking a raft to Cuba before moving here.

Holy crap. I'm in Cartersville where Wayne Knight is probably the most successful former resident. Time to drink my juice (bleach).

Cartersville by Rebus_V February 13, 2010

Cartersville 

The most ass-backwards, redneck city in the redneck state of Georgia.

Man! That guy's over there humping his sister! He must be from Cartersville!

Cartersville by g8rsfan March 17, 2010

cartersville 

the coolest city in the world. located in georgia; the peach state.

loser: hey kid.
cool kid: hey loser.
loser: where are you from?
cool kid: cartersville.
loser: wow.

cartersville by wanda =] October 26, 2006

Cartersville, Georgia 

City that is no exception for North-West Georgia's wealthy reputation. In Cartersville, the gang murders are primarily done on Xbox live, by so-called Bloodz and Crypts whose parents are doctors and lawyers.

NICKNAMES OF CARTERSVILLE:
(1)Cartersvile
(2) Crappiville
(3) Cruddiville

Average guy: Hey man where you from?

Cartersville, Georgia Crypt: C-VILLE, U KNOOOOOW, EAST SIDE FROM DA HILL!!! REPRESENT!!! OWN DA EEEE!!!!

Average Guy: Woah, chill out, you can get shot here for that. For one, your white. For two, thats a brand new Benz your driving, so da hill can't be that tough.

Cartersville, Georgia by ThatsWhatSheSaid19911 January 19, 2011

Cartersville High School 

A high school located in Cartersville, Georgia. They win a lot at football, and make sure everyone else knows it. They MUST make sure everyone around knows of them and how great they are.

Hey did you hear? Cartersville High School won another Football state championship, we are really proud we worked more than any one else and we TOTALLY not winning because all the good players transfer here, its CLEARLY because we are just that much better.

Cartersville High School by blzzthlls February 6, 2018

Carterville Illinois 

White trash capital of the Illinois Ozarks. Largest consumer of fentanyl and oxycodone in the region. Largest producer of methamphetamine. Wear realtree camouflage to show your fashion sense. Pay Northern Illinois taxes for Appalachian hillbilly culture and disadvantages. Pretty good values in mobile home sites (even for double wides). Some great banjo venues.

You cain't miss stopping in Carterville Illinois.

Carterville Illinois by Louie^2 March 12, 2017