On prom night, after Bailey fell asleep, we stuck 7 carrots up her asshole, 1 away from the record thomas set last year.
by b-rett62436 April 24, 2006
"I almost gave some money to a hobo the other day, but then I thought, he'll only spend it on smack, so I bought him a bag of carrots instead."
by ring_leader_uk May 15, 2009
by Mr. BLT January 19, 2010
The act of putting expensive fruit and vegetable items through the self service checkout as cheaper ones. For example, one might put through a mango as a carrot or an avocado as a potato and save a few dollars.
by NimbleFruitJube January 6, 2018
by jaylovescarrots January 8, 2010
My favorite food is the carrot.
by Bugs Bunny April 2, 2003