Carrot

A Ginger dick.

She was really orange from all the carrots she's been eating.

She doesn't like fingers because all of the carrots she's been eating.

by LordMaher April 3, 2011

Carrot

I think is uhh... I think it a.. I think it a carrot

What color is a carrot

I think it a carrot

by WeebKury May 27, 2020

Carrot

It's a fucking carrot! You know, the orange vegetable that rabbits like. You can stick it up your butthole.

A carrot is a fucking carrot.

Last night I took a carrot and preceded to beat my wife and kids with it.

by Conwolf08 May 13, 2021

Carrot

What Bruno Mars Hooligan fans call his penis

There's only one carrot and they all gotta share it

by Hooligan JB April 12, 2015

Carrot

An Oompa Loompa wanted to look cool for Willy Wonka so he dyed his hair green but decided OOH I WANNA BE VEGAN so he ate too many potatoes and became a carrot. The end

Oh, their goes Willy Wonkas carrot, eww he tastes too salty for my liking.

by Skidaddle Skidoodle man dude April 17, 2019

Carrot

A red headed woman with a stylish bush.

Listen Frank, that Carrot was too tight to pass up.

by Moses October 13, 2003

Carrot

A long lost race of cavemen who had orange hair and were named Eric. These cavemen were extincy because people beleived they looked like domesticated plants so they sprayed fertilizer all over them and ate them delightfully with no disregard of erics feelings sorry fuckface!

This is madness....NO!!! THIS IS "CARROT"
KHAYYYYY

by blehblehh January 23, 2009