When you pull-out and go to cum on a girl's belly, but your dick is too short and you end up cuming on her carpet (pubes), and she can't wash it out.
by UNAMVU April 26, 2011

We hit that broad Lois with 95% accuracy at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Chris was the only one to miss.
by Don Karta November 05, 2007

by Don Karta October 27, 2007
