Top Definition
When a guy or girl has a nasty std that makes their pubic hair itch :P
Todd: I met this girl at the bar yesterday and when we we got to my house and we were about to have sex she was scratching down there

Sal: Eww that bitch had a carpet itch

Todd: Damn, thank God I told her she had to leave
by YOUR MOTHERS BFF June 20, 2011

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