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A Carpet Suit is worn by someone who is routinely late to work. The suit allows them to blend in with the work environment and sneak into their office / cubical unnoticed. This suit allows their arrival at work to go undetected by those that sit near them. A carpet suit wearer will never say "good morning" or start a conversation until near lunch.
Tom - Boy I did not even hear Jim come in...
Steve - Yeah, he must have worn his carpet suit in today!
by CaptainMonkeyPants February 25, 2010
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