A Trashy Heavyset or Thick woman.
Often found lurking in bars; near or around closing time, usually very easy to pick up, but can also become very angry or violent when in groups.
DO NOT APPROACH IF THEY ARE SWIMMING IN PACKS.
They like to eat lots of bar grub, tend to be chain Smokers and consumers of cheap beer.
Often found lurking in bars; near or around closing time, usually very easy to pick up, but can also become very angry or violent when in groups.
DO NOT APPROACH IF THEY ARE SWIMMING IN PACKS.
They like to eat lots of bar grub, tend to be chain Smokers and consumers of cheap beer.
Dude did you take that Carp home last night, she was dirty.
Yeah Man, but she was the only thing left at closing time.
Yeah Man, but she was the only thing left at closing time.
by Dropkick Johnny September 10, 2009
Derived from dogging and also piking a carper is someone that speaks to someone on a mobile phone who is in the act of piking.
piking dogging ducking
piking dogging ducking
Carrie innocently phoned Chris on his mobile, only to discover from his panting tones he was engaged in piking.
From that moment on, she knew she was a carper.
From that moment on, she knew she was a carper.
by Razzle August 21, 2004
Depending upon the narrative, and other context, its to describe the norm / crapfest, and even of a person being querulous, for the most part, at which you don't need constantly. Likewise, it serves as an anagram for fishpaste from schools of bass-turds; the kind of primitive nature, resulting what pain or a drag it seems whenever a certain somebody does the unnecessary.
(distant grumbling in background) (Plankton's thoughts): "ARGH!! Why must I deal with these barnacles, inferior beyond my standard." "From Karen, the Goofy Goobers, the squid and worse of all: KRABS!!) *SIGH* What a load of carp. Everyone in a mile radius: Plankton!! Plankton: Heh-Heh! Words speak out then actions, right? no. No! NOO! Not the face!!
by JMHO May 20, 2020
1. A fish
2. Misspelling of "crap."
3. In Puzzle Pirates, to play the carpentry puzzle to fix damage to the ship.
2. Misspelling of "crap."
3. In Puzzle Pirates, to play the carpentry puzzle to fix damage to the ship.
by nameless five August 10, 2005
1. A plural for carp, which is a fish often used in ceremonial and ornamental displays. It is widely believed to have been cultivated in Japan and China.
2. One who has an unsavory personality.
3. Slang for an umbrella.
2. One who has an unsavory personality.
3. Slang for an umbrella.
"You ate my carps! You ATE MY CARPS!!"
"Man, he's such a carp."
"Hand me those carps, will you? It's raining outside."
"Man, he's such a carp."
"Hand me those carps, will you? It's raining outside."
by Embyr Arrikanez April 17, 2004
Carping or to carp; is when a fellow employee down talks you straight to your immediate boss to make him or herself look better.
Jimmy carped Brent by loudly making it known that Brent was ten minutes late for work, as a result of the carping Jimmy got the promotion not Brent.
by Mr. Sek C. January 12, 2012