Yes, a Carol is a beautiful girl....a Caroljean is totally different! A Caroljean is cute when she is young, but when a Caroljean gets older, things change very quickly. She forgets how to be polite because she has always been the center of attention; after getting older and ugly she no longer is admired, but she doesn't realize it. A Caroljean smokes heavily, making her voice goat like and her breath smell like a skunk. A Caroljean has eyes that bug out of her head. Her hair is always cut short and choppy, making her aged skin look more wrinkly than an elephant. A Caroljean usually has gained a ton of weight. She scares young kids, they think she is an ugly hag. When you add obnoxious behavior to fat, ugly, scarey, and wrinkly....a Caroljean is no longer someone who is beautiful and desired!
When I married a Caroljean I was so in love with her beauty. After just a few years, she turned into a cantankerous nightmare!
by Marykate Veras March 25, 2013