Origanally a railroad town, Carlton is now mostly a place where old people go to die and the young wish they were old. There is absolutley nothing redeamable about this town; you can't even eat the fish in the St. Louis River.
duluthian: "Oh yah, that kid. He's ah from Carlton dontcha know."
random urbanite observer: "Really!?"
...a definition deemed totally acceptable to all but black males named Carlton with what can be deemed a middle class upbringing / outlook and therefore don't swagger around acting the nigger or faking an accent to help put others at ease with thier presence / mentality.
A Carlton is an alter form of the word chauffeur. He usually provides premium class driving service to friends, with an intention to charge an expensive price but never succeeds.
Carlton can be annoying and destructive in imposing his philosopy on everything, mainly because they are truthful and helpful. Carlton spends time contemplating about life.
In a nutshell, Carlton would be better off offering himself the service he offers to the people around him.
A: Here is your assignment.
B: Thank you for being such a Carlton! I love you!
Best person alive! WIN!
Carlton stop telling to quit drugs!
Bystander #2: Yeah and now he's fucking your mom!
Bystander #1: (tear) I'm honored...
Winner of 16 premierships and another one is coming soon..
Nicknamed the blues, Carlton are one of the rising teams in this years competition.
'Yeah they owned them scumbags from Collingwood?'