An AFL team of cheaters who are far too incompetent to win a premiership without breaching the salary cap and buying a premiership.
It is followed by smelly ferals who live in the gutters in neighbourhoods throughout the country. The supporters are the most uneducated, toothless, hairy bogan scum. They are an embarrassment to Australia, and can be regularly found panhandling for money in city streets.
It is best to avoid this rotten species. Do not give them eye contact or they will start a fight with you and they will give you AIDS if they come within 5 feet of you. Society should pity these blind fools. They need help...
It is followed by smelly ferals who live in the gutters in neighbourhoods throughout the country. The supporters are the most uneducated, toothless, hairy bogan scum. They are an embarrassment to Australia, and can be regularly found panhandling for money in city streets.
It is best to avoid this rotten species. Do not give them eye contact or they will start a fight with you and they will give you AIDS if they come within 5 feet of you. Society should pity these blind fools. They need help...
Carlton supporter: "Giv me ya munny! I needz sum munny coz Im lyk so poor and I dun liv in a home and I gotst no tooths"
Collingwood supporter: "Oh ew, must be a typical filthy dumb Carlton supporter. Get away from me, you degenerate!"
Carlton supporter: "Aiight letz fight coz u so meen. I gunna rob u"
Collingwood supporter: "I pity you, fool. Here's 5 cents. That's being generous, now go do something with your life"
Carlton supporter: "ahrghakjhkjaahfg"
Collingwood supporter: "Oh ew, must be a typical filthy dumb Carlton supporter. Get away from me, you degenerate!"
Carlton supporter: "Aiight letz fight coz u so meen. I gunna rob u"
Collingwood supporter: "I pity you, fool. Here's 5 cents. That's being generous, now go do something with your life"
Carlton supporter: "ahrghakjhkjaahfg"
by Candemothium January 5, 2011
A boneless pussy who breastfeeds from his 60 year old mother, because he is physically and mentally unable to ingest solid foods.
by The Pheen October 12, 2018
Most notable forms of the name have been used in TV Shows, Cigarettes, and Hotels.
TV spots:
Carlton the Doorman from Rhoda.
Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Cigarettes:
Carlton, it's lowest in tar!
Hotels:
The Ritz Carlton Resort
Famous people:
Carlton Hurdle Jr., the guy who put this definition in.
TV spots:
Carlton the Doorman from Rhoda.
Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Cigarettes:
Carlton, it's lowest in tar!
Hotels:
The Ritz Carlton Resort
Famous people:
Carlton Hurdle Jr., the guy who put this definition in.
by Carlton Hurdle Jr. June 10, 2005
by Schoie2003 April 29, 2019
by Shhfhbdu November 23, 2020
A privledged black man, A suburban black man. A black man whose parents are wealthy or has money. Whose parents can take care of him and all his problems so he doesnt have to. A black man who is not hood but tries to be "down" with the hood folks. Such as Carlton from the Fresh prince of Bel Air.
"He shouldn't even be hanging out in the hood. He's a Carlton" "why is he making gangsta rap when he is a Carlton"
by Persianeyez September 3, 2017
a crappy weakass cigarette used mostly for quitting only good if not quitting if filter is taken off
by carlton vanskiver November 2, 2007