Reverse Care Bear

Instead of shooting love out of your chest à la Care Bears, you shoot love on to someone chest à la Xavier Thicc.

Bro, I pulled a Reverse Care Bear on my girl last night, all glazed up like a glazed doughnut.

by SiSitheGreat November 2, 2020

(Care) Bear Naked

Naked except for Pink Care Bear leg warmers and pink high heeled pumps.

Did you see that smokin' hot model on Etsy? She was (Care) Bear Naked! I bet she's dyed her bush neon pink to match!

by Weirdorama December 16, 2009

DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR

When you just don't give a fuck, say this immediately. SAY IT RIGHT NOW DUMBASS DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR YES YES YES YES

Me - "Im gonna go suck some dick RIGHT NOW DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR"
Other person - "What the fuck... is this kid gay or some shit?"

by notacarebear69 September 19, 2019

Care Bears on Fire

All girl 15-16 year-old teenage punk band from Brooklyn. Part of the new generation of Riot Grrrls. Also referred to as the new Runaways. Came out of Brooklyn's kidcore scene in early 2000s along with Tiny Masters of Today. First two albums Confuse Me Beautiful Records I Stole Your Animal Daisy Explosion featured original bass player Lucio. Third album Get Over It from S-Curve includes singles: Everybody Else and Barbie Eat a Sandwich, also Pleaser, Violet and Met You on Myspace. Song inspirations: Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451, Patti Smith, 90s Riot Grrl bands. Themes, female empowerment, anti-authoritary, body image, online predators. Music videos by Daisy Edwards, Converse.

Care Bears on Fire aren't a kid band, I saw them at Lollapalooza last summer and they played like the Ramones if they were teenage girls.

by ArtfulBlogger June 26, 2010

Cum Guzzling Care Bear

A girl who will blow anyone with a dick. Usually likes hanging around with the truck community. Likes to deep throat anything from big to small. Only swallows big loads.

Alex Richards is a Cum Guzzling Care Bear. She sucks so much dick even a pornstar can't compete.

by Asdhjl July 16, 2019

I don't care bear

the little kindergarten kid that smelled like piss, and played with carebears in the corner

hey you wanna play power rangers kid?

don't talk to him thats the "I don't care bear!"

by Johnnykins March 21, 2008

The Elite Squad of Care Bear Ninjas

The Elite Squad of Care Bear Ninjas are Care Bears turned ninjas that periodically invade their victims facebook pictures.

Oh snap, the Elite Squad of Care Bear Ninjas has struck again!

by Calcium Dust March 5, 2008