This is a person who has the wonderful gift of pointing out everything that is obvious. This person will never miss a chance to tell you something all to obvious, to the point you would like to choke them. Most of these people are usually great big pains in the ass.
Tony *watching a hockey game and eatin pizza*

Skippy: So watching the hockey game,huh.

Tony: yep

Skippy : Eating some pizza.

Tony: YES,anything else you see captin obvious?
by TV CAR March 21, 2010
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