|1.||Captain goes down with the ship|
Similar to Jump on the Grenade. An instruction to someone that they have to score with the ugly girl (the ship, especially a fat, ship sized minger), so that there friends can pull the hot ones.
From the naval tradition that a captain should not flee a sinking ship but shoud instead stay and drown.
Captain Goes down with the ship Sam. come on youll enjoy it as much as Helga will.