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Similar to Simon Says, is a sex game played between a couple where simple captains orders are given to prolong and spread out the desire and anticipation leading up to sex with each party taking a turn repeating Captain Says to the other.
Aya, "Captain Says take one step closer".

Bobby, "Captain Says take off your belt".

Aya, "Captain Says kiss my neck once".

Bobby, "Captain Says bite my chin once".

et cetera, et cetera, et cetera until the desire becomes to great for all partys to hold out. And if you cant guess the reward, you're too young to play.
by Walter Phillips July 27, 2013

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