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Is a holiday, started in San Jose California USA. On August 13th also known as bald day is a day that was created to support those whom have to go through chemotherapy. Participants of Bald Day will show there support on August thirteenth by either wearing a plastic bald skull cap or for the hardcore shaving all the hair off their head in hopes of spreading awareness for those living with cancer and or anyone needing chemotherapy for medical treatment.
John: Can you help me shave my head?

Sarah: Why, you don't like your hair?

John: No, a bunch of us are doing it for August thirteenths bald day. Cancer is still a death sentence.

Sarah: I was gonna wear a skull cap but of course I will!
by Walter Phillips May 14, 2013
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Small Breasts that do not resemble the stereo typical dairy farmer with the hourglass figure.
"Hell no Olga cant be a barbie! She needs a lot more than two percent up top to even try!"
by Walter Phillips November 20, 2011
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An ugly person without any romantic value that is not in any part in your social circle that you can just experiment and exercise your dating and sexual abilities in private with and without it insulting your dating reputation.
"Dude, why is he with that fugly chick"?

"Oh, that's just his crash test dummy. He's warming up for his date with Elizabeth".
by Walter Phillips October 29, 2011
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When someone is committing a lengthy amount of time masturbating to online content.
"Xavier, you gonna come out with us tonight?"

"Nahh, I got work in the morning. I'mma be choking the mouse tonight!"
by Walter Phillips November 12, 2011
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Online Public Displays of Affection -

This is couples or wanna be lovers Publicly expressing their affection for one another in the inter webs of the internet, mostly social media sites such as twitter, facebook & myspace.
"Dude, did you see that shit sofia posted?!?!"

"Nahh, I removed her from my news feed because it was flooded with all her OPDA bullshit to her fiance and was making me sick."
by Walter Phillips January 7, 2012
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When someone intentionally jumps into an online user collaborative encyclopedia to research one thing that blows up into researching multiple subjects.
Brian: Dude, you weren't on the psn last night. Where were you?

Roy: Yeah, I took a wiki dive on "The Fight: Lights out" and ended up reading everything on the video game fighting genre.
by Walter Phillips April 21, 2012
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A women whose small breasts dont need much attention during foreplay.
"So how's that new girl?"

"Ah, she's a fucking speed bag. There wasn't much I could feel up on so I just fucked her."
by Walter Phillips November 20, 2011
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