captain save a ho

Any guy who does anything for pussy even if it's futile. Major ass kissers who is real sissified.

-ho: can you go by me a new computer babe. It only costs 1500 dollars.

-captain save a ho: sure baby you're not giving me any but I hope you will love me If I by it for you.

-ho: sucker

by captain slap a ho March 31, 2010

captain save a ho

a male who is always coming to the defense of a female wether she is right or wrong, pretty or ugly. Would say the moon is made of cheese if the female wanted him to.

"it was such an ENIGMA to see homey coming to that hoz defense when she said salt tastes sweet"
"yeah man, wat a captain save a ho"
"worrrd"

by Drac November 17, 2005

captain save-a-ho

Someone who will go out of their ways to back up their pleutonic girl friends even when they know that she has sleep with everyone within a 25 mile radius. A captain save-a-ho's objective is to is to eventually be the next person to sleep with the ho, but usually ends up failing miserably because they tend to be socially awkward. And a captain save-a-ho usually ends up getting played by spending ridiculous amounts of money on their meals while not only not being able to get any, but by also allowing the ho to sleep with one's own best friend.

Man what are you? A captain save-a-ho? Wake up idiot! She just banged both of our best friends back to back and there are talks that she like bukkake shots along with trains.

by Charles Eggleston December 29, 2006

Captain save a Ho

Anyone who will buy jewlery, or spend money on a ho, just to get the pussy. A punk ass biatch who aint got no game.

It seems like everyone i see these days ain't nuthin but a cptain save a ho.

by matthew gaston February 26, 2004

Captain save a Ho

The new generation Prince Charming from the fairytale books. Someone who specializes in making expensive whores out of regular women.

Something Trick Daddy would call Puff Daddy.

Donald Trump is a Captain Save a Ho. His wife looks like she has a plastic number 5 stuck in her ass, or she might just be waiting for the check to clear.

by anon March 1, 2005

Captain save a Ho

a guy who trys protecting a ho in a chat room by standing up for her, by supposedly saving her from everyone else calling her names

Everyone was picking on cuddly jen when chad came in and started being her captain save a ho.

by Girl February 28, 2004

captain save a ho

the super hero persona of harry from the show thumbs up season 3. in episode 14 harry beat up an abusive pimp and in episode 15 he is given the name captain save a ho.

pimp beats on girl, captain save a ho beats on pimp

by dude4848 January 21, 2012