The captain of the U.S.S Enterprise NCC-1701D. The best fucking Starfleet captain (next to kirk...duhhh...). Probably the only captain that would be able to face down Captain Kirk and live to tell about it.
(Speaking about First Officer)
Captain Picard: He's a tyrannical martinet who will never, ever allow me to go on away missions.
Data: That is the regulation, sir. Starfleet code section 12, paragraph 4...
Picard: Mr. Data...
Data: Sir?
Picard: Shut up.
Data: Yes, sir.
Picard: to the wedding guests 15 years I've been waiting to say that.
by XxNight_Fury April 24, 2011
Better than Captain Kirk. Mastered the art of Facepalming.
Not to say Captain Kirk isn't cool. But bitch, Captain Picard has the X-Men on his side.
by nighthawk41 May 07, 2009
Slang for Child Porn
Originated as a more subtle way to talk online about Child Porn, or CP, without moderators or adimns noticing.
"Anyone got any Captain Picard?"
by Captain Picard April 29, 2008

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