Main Entry: Captain january
1: One who brings salvation.
2: Mythical savior and universal bailout amongst Marines. First introduced to the public in the popular film Full Metal Jacket.
3: That old dude that saved Shirley Temple from not only eminent death, but also kept the truant officer from locking her up.
4: A taxi cab.
1: Born Again Christian: Are you saved Marine?
Marine: Stand fast on that shit, I'm born again hard, and I've already got Captain January!
2: Lt. Lockhart: Joker... I want you to get straight up to Phu Bai. Captain January will need all his people.
3: After watching Captain January 1936
Marine#1: Man, Captian January even saved Shirley Temple! That's one hard fucking charger!
Marine#2: You know, I often wondered what he looked like.
4: Marine: Give me a shot!
Bartender: Dude, you've had enough 100 proof.
Marine: I'm not drivin', so fire for effect!
Bartender: You're still gonna get a public drunkeness charge, so I'm not servin' you!
Marine: Don't worry about it, I'll call Captain January.
Marine: Yellow Cab fuck tard, so give me another shot and turn fucking two!