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When the carpet by the side of your bed gets hard from all the jizz you ejaculate and later get rid of by smearing it on the side of the carpet. Later that morning when you step on the dry jizz it makes that CRUNCH noise.
carpet+jizz= captain crunch carpet
by Stubs714 December 14, 2009

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