someone who is often a secret lover of hales.
Cappy ditched the fitbit and focused his time on the kittens.
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short for "captain", also term for ugly men with long noses and beady eyes
hey look it's cappy!
by clifton September 14, 2003
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A cappy is a type of person who enjoys burning orphan and a communist who enjoys the suffering of others and takes after a modern version of stalin. They would most likely either be angry or annoyed half the time and be really hated by others.
BOB: why are yu burning orphans?
cappy: im a cappy!
by Coca cola addict March 12, 2021
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A person who lies constantly and for no damn reason.
“Man that one bitch was on my dick she was slapping my wang”
2 Weeks Later
“I’m a virgin and I’ve never had any sexual

relations with a female”
I mean come one dude your such a cappy
by Coltonokc December 14, 2018
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Noun: A father who doesn't pay child support and gradually loses contact with his children.
"My dad hasn't talked to me in years and he doesn't even help out my family financially anymore. He's such a cappy."
by hansonpaulsey November 23, 2009
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The portion of liquid given to you by the "G" man.
"Hey, all I had was one cappy, and I am so G'd out!"

"Hey, babe, Can I have a cappy, I'm satrting to come down!"
by A-LO shizzy June 10, 2005
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