Someone who never dies, because they exist only in the internet. Often accompanied by non-existing roommates. After a fake death of that person, it's very recommended to make pink banners and wallpapers, accompanied by gay poems.
1. Capn Action will ride again!~
2. Let's pull a Capn Action!
"master manipulator" who easily fooled a bunch of "scooby doo kids" into thinking he was real and they feel for it so easily it make me LOL.
FFU loves their Captain Action so much they tried to have oral sex with him on the internet. His cyber slut is Yimi.